witticisms

Churh sign: WITHOUT MOTHERS THERE WOULD BE NO CHRIST CHILD. THANKS MOMS!
me: "without mothers there would also be no hitler, so what exactly are they trying to say?"

internet ad: I erased stretch marks by obeying this 1 rule!
me: "don't get knocked up?"

bitch at the faint show: "Lets all remember our personal space so we can have a good time!" said after standing right infront of me and then trying to push me away from her.
me: "lets all stop being fucking cunts so we don't get elbowed in the face" not really a witticisms, but it was a good show. later i did hit her in the face with my holga. why cant i just get along with girls?

ps- this whole small world thing is starting to get annoying. i think its time to shake the dirt off my roots and move out of denver.