Friday, May 29, 2009

nerd fest

so through most my adult life i have had this question about myself. this question that defines my very beingwhich i have always remained undecided about.

am i a stars wars nerd or a star trek nerd.

after last week its safe to say that i am indeed a trekkie. i mean after that experience in college when my roommate gave me my much beloved "KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" shirt i should have known. but after i saw the newest addition im pretty much in love with the campy nerd fest known as star trek.

discovering my newiest love greg downloaded ever single star trek movie for me and we have spent the last 6 days locked up eating popcorn and watching the unfolding drama that is the enterprise.

quote of the day:

after my manager belches very loudly:
me: oh thanks for blowing that in my face
her: "I also almost threw up in my mouth."
me: you are like the best person ever

Sunday, May 10, 2009


me: "without mothers there would also be no hitler, so what exactly are they trying to say?"

internet ad: I erased stretch marks by obeying this 1 rule!
me: "don't get knocked up?"

bitch at the faint show: "Lets all remember our personal space so we can have a good time!" said after standing right infront of me and then trying to push me away from her.
me: "lets all stop being fucking cunts so we don't get elbowed in the face" not really a witticisms, but it was a good show. later i did hit her in the face with my holga. why cant i just get along with girls?

ps- this whole small world thing is starting to get annoying. i think its time to shake the dirt off my roots and move out of denver.