too many neighborhoods

"The lavender is very light and delicate, it's more like scented hot water." -magical tea shop guy
"isn't that what tea is?" -me thinking tea guy is a bitch.

sleepless

Seattle so far:







Lenin and Bruce Lee?!? apparently thumbs up at any landmark is the theme of this trip...

on Dune (the old school movie)

"Sting does have a very memorable-"
"COD PIECE!.... you werent going to say cod piece were you...?"
"I was going to say role, but I guess that works too."

photo shoot

i know its been over a month but heres some pictures from my wedding. ill upload more at sometime... and maybe some from outside or something...

im like way lazy and these are on my work computer so really who knows how long they'll last.









i dont know if you know this but im like real classy.

planes and trains

i know i know

i am a terrible blogger. but you really can't blame a person who doesn't have the Internet... or a computer. or a working tv, or mp3 player... or really any kind of recent technology...

anyway i'm taking a trip in a couple weeks and i was reviewing all the things i can't take on a plane. i found this list: HILARIOUS

who in there right mind thinks bringing a cattle prod onto a plane is going to be okay?

but if you scroll down just a little: THROWING STARS!

i want to meet those people trying to sneak throwing stars onto a plane. i mean what kind of damage are you really going to inflict? anyone familiar with Upright Citizen Brigade? probably not....

(kid tries to go on rampage at school by using throwing stars. just ends up more ridiculed and the shame of his ninja father)

comic gold!